wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

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wait america doesnt have that im so confused

(via forevercryingbecausemerlin)


dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

this post will never not be funny

(via forevercryingbecausemerlin)


mishasminions:

magenta-storm:

okarama:

mishasminions:

drunkenwords:

Supernatural Cast Impersonations

THESE GUYS ARE REALLY GOOD AT DOING EACH OTHER

That statement could be misconstrued.

That statement should be misconstrued.

THAT STATEMENT IS ONLY MISCONSTRUED IF YOU THINK I DON’T MEAN ANYTHING SEXUAL BY IT


rose-got-ditched-on-a-beach:

tardisinthemindpalace:

zeuslaand:

WHO TOLD YOU THAT WAS OKAY?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Is it bad that I had to wait five minutes to reblog this becuase I couldn’t stop laughing?

(via always-kneeling)


Ventriloquist Makes Replaces Puppet with Audience Member and Makes Him Dance


If this isn’t the greatest thing British TV has ever produced then I don’t know what to think anymore. Just watch.


deadpai:

fellowship-of-the-superwholock:

peaceismyname:

didntyouhaveaflamingsword:

biffan:

supernatural subtitles

YOU’RE MISSING MY FAVORITE ONE:

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these are tears streaking down my face people

WHAT ABOUT THE HISSES AT LUCIFER ONE

(via trickster-sp8-in-the-tardis)


shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

(via trickster-sp8-in-the-tardis)


jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


ishouldnotpokethehulk:

welcome to Supernatural

ishouldnotpokethehulk:

welcome to Supernatural

(via always-kneeling)


Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

soundinflux:

thistmblrisbetterthanyourlife:

benedictatorship:

WHY MICHAEL GOVE IS A TWAT

- by a disgruntled teenager

SOURCES

Slide 3

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8  reasons he’s a twat

Slide 4

1 2 3 4 5 more reasons

Slide 5

aaaand… MOARREASONS

Slide 6

1 2 3 you get the drill by now

Slide 7

1 2 3 4 (wow the twatishness count is getting really high now)

and just for fun… (x)

TL;DR?? Don’t have time for all the links??

Here’s a video with a nice summary

(and you really need to listen to this because SERIOUSLY. What a patronising git.)

incredible work. 

Graveney School became Graveney academy last year (detaching it from local government responsibility) after a vote held by the chairs of the parent teacher association.

Basically in becoming an academy the school gains more power - deciding salaries etc. It basically enforces a more steep hierarchy amongst the teaching staff (which is wrong for so many reasons but let’s glance over this)

The people that seeked to gain from the move (well, according to letters home - the pupils and staff as we become independent from that mean old IMPORTANT CHECK ON WHAT THE FUCK THE SCHOOL IS DOING, nemesis the local council) were the people in administration in the school. Headteacher(s) etc. and well, the Parent teacher association. 

So basically what we’ve got so far is that the PTA are voting on something that would vastly increase the powers of the PTA…

(can you tell where this is going?)

Oh so surprisingly, the vote was unanimous. And so academy status was granted, and so was born the school that no longer gave a shit. 

(o and quite interestingly we have a headteacher and a principal - there was an article in the local paper about a “school that wouldn’t be named” in wandsworth where both the headteacher and principal were on 6 figure salaries. That was fun)

In short, Gove has born this era of greed among the very few (super surprisingly Gove visited our school and is in good correspondence with our headteacher /ugh) and for the vast majority alienated a shit ton of great teachers.

Fuck Gove.

(via theorigamiwolf)



camuizuuki:

subite-vene-in-orem:

it looked funnier in my head.

YOU DID NOT

camuizuuki:

subite-vene-in-orem:

it looked funnier in my head.

YOU DID NOT

(via forevercryingbecausemerlin)


rorypondismypatronus:

bilbosexual:

valardohaeri-s:

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston in Family Guy S11E22

I DON’T HAVE A VERY GOOD EAR FOR VOICES. IS HE THE PAINTING OR THE STATUE? D:

he’s the statue ;)

Even if I wasn’t told it was his voice, I could spot that lovely tone anywhere!!!

And Sean Bean is the painting!

(via forevercryingbecausemerlin)


Rapid Fire questions with Jensen and Misha.

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