1. barrypierce:

    Paul you little shit what do you mean “lol” YOU’RE TOYING WITH PEOPLE’S EMOTIONS

    (via cakewithwings)

     

  2. thesecoldstars:

    In Britain, we don’t say “I hate you” we say “you’ve got your own freezer”, and I think that’s disgusting.

    (via pocky-hair)

     
  3. balthezar-impresario:

    Fuckin bitch

    (via pocky-hair)

     

  4. harrywhodee-knee:

    WHY WOULD YOU TAKE HIS ICE CREAM OUT OF THE FREEZER AND NOT TELL HIM YOU FUCKIN STUPID WOMAN

    (via cakewithwings)

     

  5. unmanlyblondeness:

    midnightpeople:

    if anyone outside of britain ever questions how seriously we take the great british bake off just know that this week a guy went out because he threw his baked alaska in the bin because another baker took it out of the freezer and left it on the side and it melted and then he walked up to the judges with said bin and just put it in front of them and i’ve nEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IT WAS INTENSE

    his name is Iain and he will be avenged

    (via cakewithwings)

     
  6. splantamello:

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    THE RIGHT ELBOW ONE JUST MAKES ME ANGRY

    (via mkhunterz)

     

    1. Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
    2. Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
     

  7. thecitysmith:

    sorry guys shit is going down in my country right now there has been a BAKING SCANDAL

    (via cakewithwings)

     

  8. shortcuttothestars:

    Never realized how ‘the Phantom of the Opera’ is the perfect example of a guy reacting to ‘the friend zone’ Except the Phantom actually ended up realizing he was being a dick.. 
    If a psycho, eternally scarred maniac living in the dungeons of a opera can realize this, then so can you

    (via eeeeaaaahhuuuu)

     
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  10. do-it-for-beth:

    Orphan Black + Tumblr text posts

    (via superpotteravenger)

     
  11. pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

    (Source: pilotstwentyone, via peoplemagazine)

     

  12. seabelle:

    I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     
  13. whoresandmonsters:

    daxterattano:

    xxsfvxx:

    hipsterinatardis:

    soratane:

    [Sam gets captured for the billionth time]

    Lara Croft materialized outside of the video game and took a selfie and nothing can convince me otherwise.

    AMAZING!

    wow

    oh my gosh

    (via davecabbage)

     
  14. deerkiid:

    zombiesandporn:

    cathilia-crimson:

    checkzeattic:

    menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

    levi4thans:

    PEOPLE DIED 

    102 YEARS AGO

    THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

    CHILL

    I’m sure they are very chill right now.

    You might even say they’re…

    ICE COLD.

    ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

    This post is a fucking mess

    (Source: blazepress, via thesmoothmotherfricker)